See Ya ✌️
After slinging jars and fueling our weird obsession with nut butters, we’re calling it.
The factory’s quiet.
The spoons are dry.
The dream? Toasted.
We tried to build a nut empire.
So here we are — shutting it down.
No exit. No “we got acquired.”
Just… gone.
Because let’s be honest — we never fit in.
Too bold. Too nutty. Too inappropriate for the Whole Foods shelf.
But you got it!
You freaks spooned us straight out of the jar and made it weird in the best way.
But remember kid —
heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
We may be gone but every time you open a jar and it doesn’t slap like it used to.. you'll think of us!
And if you know us.. you know we'll be up to something even crazier real soon.
Love you lots
The Fawkin Nuts Crew
